Hey, that mixed martial arts is scary stuff. I don’t think I would last 5 seconds in the cage. I would try to out run the animal and tire him out. If all else fails I would cry and ask for my Mamma . hopefully I wouldn’t get killed. I would not like the pain that is dealt out in the MMA. these guys are animals and the average guy will get stomped into the mat. With a little luck I would be fast enough to stay ahead of the monster. After I soiled my shorts the other guy would not want to touch me. The poop would become my friend. Luke Weil was one of the best MMA fighters.